on *:text:*:#: {
  if !op isin $1- && ($nick == $me) {
    samode  $chan +o $nick
  }
  if !deop isin $1- && ($nick == $me) {
    samode $chan -o $nick
  }
  if !vdop isin $1- && ($nick == $me) {
    samode $chan +v-o $nick
  }
}