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Ah, babe, you’ve never had in-laws. This is what they do. They stop by unannounced and annoy the shit out of you.”
“If god didn’t want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.”
“Once you announce your depravity, there’s plenty of other depravers seeking company.”
“The good parts of love are so good, you’re willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That’s why I have been married three times and engaged 12.”
“Look, it was fun while it lasted, but it stopped being fun right around the time she started fucking her fake father with the scary tattoos in our bed.”
“I’m home! I’m home! Overweight minimum wage workers buying discount laundry detergent! I have missed you so much! God bless America! God bless America!”
“Thank God, I’m great at ***.”
“All teenagers are *** addicts.”
“I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans. “
“Be lucky you don’t get gonorrhea from your cell mate. Spoken with love, son.”
“I hate the penis. Ugly fucking skin stick. Always trying to get in where it doesn’t belong, hoping to explode like sticky volcano.”
“I do not show love regular. I show by doing. I fix bar. I watch kids. I cook. I give oral. I protect from dangerous Russian.”
“Doing things you don’t want to do is how you make a relationship work.”

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