Caffeine - Promulgate
 

An elf is mowing the lawn
And a duck is quacking
Pachyderms are really just fish
Number fives are laughing
Mullets grow beyond your lungs
Chicken fetus' don't rupture
When I send you into space
Word to your mother
God is eating pie once again
God is eating pie
God is eating pie once again

Delicious cocaine

An eyeball needs to be sharp
Shakin' bakin' Jamakin
The dog is too lazy to chew
Seven pushbrooms were taken
Smelly buttlers won't touch you bum
Elvis burns in hell